the daily shock

One night in last week, when I was just about falling into my bed, I could smell something very disgusting. After some investigation, I found out that the stench comes from inside my room and after searching a little more, I saw a nasty piece of genuine cat-shit in a corner of my bedroom! I couldn't believe - We all sit in the livingroom and play with the cat, stroke it, are nice, give food... and what do I get back?!?!

Since there was no tap-water available to clean the mess, I had to use some sand to cover the stinky stuff. So I went out of the house, into the monsoon-rain, walked over to the construction-site next door where I picked up some sand from a pile. The "workers" sleeping there gave me a few crazy looks, said something unimportant in Telugu and I rushed off again with the sand, totally soaked from the rain. At least, I had a shower then...

The next morning, I heard a "Meeoouw" from the door and I saw the delinquent standing in the door again, looking at me. I looked back, showed my teeth, jumped over, grabbed the little tiger and put my hands around it's neck. Then I pushed the nose of the scratching and screaming creature into the stinky brown pile. When the cat-face was brown as well, I threw the little feline out of the door...

Guess what?! The bastard came back after 10 minutes! I think I have to improve my instructional methods...

If you have any suggestions how to achieve a sustaining effect, please let me know - all ideas are welcome!